A wife asks her husband, “Honey, would you get married again if I died?”

After giving it some thought, the husband replies, “After a long time of grieving, I guess I would.” We all need someone to talk to.

 

 

 

 

“If I died and you remarried,” the wife asks with more interest, “would she live in this house?”

That’s when the husband says, “We spent a lot of money making this house exactly how we want it.” I’m not going to sell my house. “I guess she will.”

“If I died and you remarried, and she lived in this house,” the wife asks again, “would she sleep in our bed?”

Her husband looks at her and says, “Well, the bed is brand new and cost us $2,000.” Since it will last a long time, I guess she would.

“If I died and you remarried, and she lived here and slept in our bed, would she use my golf clubs?” the wife asks with a sly grin over her shoulder.

The husband says, “Oh, no,” in a joking way, which makes everyone laugh. “Her hand is on the left!”